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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Well you're not alone when it comes to the errata field Bryan. I recently confused an expedition to the North Polar region with one that went to the South Pole! Both expeditions were cock-ups which kind of saved the point of those two paragraphs of a bigger essay on weather forecasting. Luckily Jason of the Field Guide to the Anthropocene substack, a preeminent Antarctic writer among other things, caught the blunder. A little googling on my part could have saved the reader some puzzlement and me some egg on my vest (as the Brits might say.) "Check first" will be my new second motto. (The first is "Spell check, spell check, spell check!")

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Which expedition? I also mix them up. At least you didn't confuse it with Roosevelt's River of Doubt! :-) And I'm sure I'll be able to see your error and raise you one of mine from my days in journalism. Maybe I'll write about that sometime.

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

The Franklin expedition to the NW Passage on the ships Terror and Erebus and the Shackelton expedition to the Antarctic on the ships Endurance and Aurora. I ineptly shuffled the actors, ships and poles into a wacky blend that should be called the Michael Expedition to a Pole onboard the good ship Innominata.

Actually, humanity learns more from our mistakes than we do from brilliant first drafts- both about our methodologies and of the field of investigation itself!

Except in politics.

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What Brits "might" say is ... some egg on your FACE

Note: in British English the vest is what North Americans call an undershirt while a vest is known as a waistcoat in the UK.

😉

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Well it just won't do to argue with a Fellow! indeed it even an honor to get correction. Yet I do wear a waistcoat and have been known to spill chutney on it while eating curry at White's! Of course Im also known for confabulations!... Long live the Raj, sir!

Harrumph

Yrs humbly &etc.

Colonel Blimp.

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Comment offered as a public service announcement ... no criticism intended at all. After 25 years in Canada I still get confused by the meaning of vests.

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No criticism was ever perceived here! I just love verbal play in general and will indulge in it given the slightest opportunity! 🙂. And as you might infer, I'm an ardent Anglophile!

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But that doesn't mean you should divest yourself of them.

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Oooh. A punmaster approacheth! I've a vested interest!

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How does the word vestibule fit into this whole puzzle etymologically?

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Seriously, Bryan, LIVERWORTS??

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I'll see you on 3 Feb to talk about it in person!

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Indeed. What could be worts?

Sorry, I just couldn't resist that. I tried and held off typing for a little over 5 minutes.

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I once guided a botany outing during which one of the participants said something to the effect: "I'm here because I really want to see little things with 'wort" in their name."

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Never considered that, and yep, wallflower and shrinking violet are both fairly negative female-pointed misappropriations of flowers. Of course there's, She's no shrinking violet. But that, too, may have negative connotations, as I think there's a specifically defined form of cultural violet women are supposed to be. Are there any flower references to men? At least references that don't imply the terrible danger of being female? (pansy comes to mind)

I'm all for the forward-living botany! And snowy owls, who have nothing to do with this note, but OWLS! What more needs to be said.

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Thanks, Amy. I had initially included my reticence for those two terms up in the text of the essay, and even considered not using them at all. But at least one woman whose opinion I respect immeasurably gave me a decided no to my query on whether the terms are sexist, which is why I put it out to comment. I didn't need much convincing! :-) Thanks again!

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Brian, you have brilliantly provided the quote of the year. Thank you for all your writing.

"We Homo sapiens are but a minuscule bud on a tiny twig of a gigantic tree of life. Out on a limb, we are so full of creativity and intelligence, so full of love and promise, and yet so full of ourselves; we are alone as the sole remaining occupant of our genus (perhaps more aptly named Homo hubris). And so we get to name things however it damn well suits us. "

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Jan 25·edited Jan 26Author

Aw, shucks — you've made my day, Ann. Thanks so much!

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Every essay, besides making me think, contains at least one “Bryanism” that makes me laugh knowing it made you laugh when you thought of it and wrote it. This time it was the sentence that began “Out on a limb..”. You are so skilled in taking us, your readers, along on your rambles in the woods or in your mind. I do miss your “in person” field trips. This is the next best thing.

I remember loving to take my biology students into the woods and stopping in a mossy glen. Inviting them to take off their shoes and sox to enjoy the green carpet, I’d segue into moss sex and sperm swimming on that same carpet after a rain. Most moved off into leaf litter taking their chances with slime molds.

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Ha! Love this tale of students on the mossy glen! Thanks, Judy. Yeah, I miss our outings as well. And as far as "Bryanisms," I guess those beat "Bryan Speculation" (BS) — a term I stole from the amazing Dave Barrington (who speculated with his last name).

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

I wasn't bothered, I think it's actually really great each time I'm asked to take time to consider the undertones of language I/we don't even see. I'm always being surprised by my own not noticing. And then, my big noticing. They as terms aren't problematic in themselves, it's more what we do with them culturally - like the word bossy which is never used for a man. Thanks Bryan, I really enjoy your writing and also the laughs when they come!

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Loved this post, and I always love the beautiful photographs you include in your essays!

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Thanks for the kind words, Nicole.

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

“We Homo sapiens are but a minuscule bud on a tiny twig of a gigantic tree of life. Out on a limb, we are so full of creativity and intelligence, so full of love and promise, and yet so full of ourselves; we are alone as the sole remaining occupant of our genus (perhaps more aptly named Homo hubris). And so we get to name things however it damn well suits us.”

Now, that there’s good writin’, yo.

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Means a lot to me coming from you. Give Capt. Jack a scratch in the right place for me and Odie!

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I love learning about the gender-fluidity of plants! 🌱

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Oh, the stories they tell!

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Well I really like the more appropriate scientific name you suggest for us. And your essay is always easy to read while still being thought provoking. Hard to believe their birth is hard or challenging for you. I know for me crafting an essay is humbling and challenging. Thank you for sharing. Your writing inspires me.

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So kind of you, Sue. Thanks. I lose sleep over essays like that one, and I guess I don't mind that much. :-)

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Jan 26Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

It is exposure. But we understand. Seems most of us agree and/or understand.

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I really like your essays as they always make me think. And encourage me to see so many things in a new way., even things I thought I understood.

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"My point here is that flowers are so much more than male or female. Like us, they are nature and culture — their very own nature and culture." This is wonderful, and might help me explain some things about gender non-conformity to people who ask me about it. The line "gender is a social construct" is completely unhelpful for people not in that discourse but truly trying to understand. This helps more!

As for wallflower and shrinking violet: probably? Maybe? That's one I'd be curious to dig into the etymology about.

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Well, actually, I have a different way of looking at the gamut of gender expression (which I don't think I'll get into in comments). And I should indeed expand at some point on the culture component of "nature and culture." I think in this case the culture is more tied to ecology — the varied ways that plants relate to other organisms and conditions around them, especially pollinators, but also (depending on species and circumstance) wind or rain or fire and other events or things that aid in pollination. That kind of culture, of course, is everywhere in nature, but maybe more so among flowers? Or more expressive? Accessible?

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I suppose it would be everywhere, but it seems to make sense that it's more strongly seen in beings who have less control over their procreation (my wording here is messy and imprecise, apologies, long week).

I think you've just launched an idea for an entirely new Substack for yourself. Or at least, one I'd like to assign you to satisfy my own nascent curiosity. You can write it under a pseudonym if need be. 😀🤗

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A good essay. I appreciate your knowledge and perspectives and enjoy your writing.

Just wanting to make a friendly comment on the characterization of humans as "so full of ourselves" and the idea we could be called, "Homo hubris." Without a doubt, "so full of ourselves" aptly describes our *current civilization* but does it make sense to ascribe that trait as inherent to the entire species, Homo sapiens? Our species is at least 200,000 years old, and do we know for certain that we have been "so full of ourselves" that entire time? If we are saying that the hubris is unique to us as we currently live (and I would agree with that), *but* we know we evolved from earlier species who lacked the trait, then the question arises: When? At what point in history did hubris make its appearance on the scene?

It is certainly hubris to consider that we have "dominion" over the earth, but in our 200,000 year history, that's a recent idea, from Abrahamic religion, which is a product of agricultural civilization, and of the very different relationships to the earth that came about with it, and the very different perspectives that came out of those relationships. Personally, I would bet that we acquired the hubris trait with the Neolithic revolution. And if it's an acquired trait, then it's not biologically inheritable, and is rather a cultural phenomena passed down through institutions. That is, not a trait of Homo sapiens the species, but only of certain human cultures, which are not the end all and be all of the species.

As evidence that hubris is a cultural trait and not an inherent trait of the species, we could acknowledge the existence of cultures of Homo sapiens currently on the planet who seem to lack the trait. For example, indigenous people in the Amazon fighting to defend the forest from "development." I don't believe their motivations can be reduced to hubris or the idea that they are "full of" themselves. Quite the opposite, if we are to take their words seriously.

The reason I think this is an important topic is because, if we are inescapably "full of ourselves" by nature, then we are fundamentally flawed by nature (which is another Abrahamic idea), and that excuses our bad behavior because we can't help it. This is a dangerous perspective because it relieves us of our collective and individual responsibility for our actions. After all, if we are indeed "Homo hubris" then we can't do anything but fuck up.

Personally, I'm not willing to let us off the hook like that.

"Homo sapiens" is undoubtedly a bad label. Its meaning: "Wise man." Wow, talk about hubris! Rather, I would suggest "Homo communis" -- "Man of community," in which that community is all life on the planet. Like every other species of animal, we are dependent on a community of plants, other animals, fungi, liverworts! etc., in which we participate, respond and adapt. The label might strike us as aspirational considering our current impacts on the planet, but so be it.

Anyway, like I said, I enjoy your column here on SubStack, but just wanted to remark on that detail.

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Well, I guess I have to agree with you here. And I guess I generalized with an assumption that readers might indeed make the distinctions as you did. But, overall, I have to confess that I'm not terribly optimistic about our potential as a community. I hope that might change, that I and the rest of us might adopt some of those "aspirational" qualities you ably mentioned. Thanks much for the perspective, Kollibri.

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Jan 25Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

You are always, even if your failures, an inspiration! Thank you. Check out the sex life of Gingko trees too.

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I almost included Gingko in this post!!!!

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Jan 26Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Nice essay Bryan. I too loved the "humans out on a limb" paragraph. How do you feel about calling male insect genitalia penises?

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We entomologists have so many words for various insect parts, including (depending sometimes on the insect order), aedeagus, intromittent organ, or even simply genitalia — but never penis. I will say that certain female insects have an internal sperm storage organ called the bursa copulatrix. And I swear that if I ever form a heavy-metal band it will be named Bursa Copulatrix.

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Jan 26Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

Owls! Almost single-handedly could be a reason life is worth living! (Do you have to have hands to single-handedly do something?)

What camera did you use for the Costa Rica photo? Thanks!

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Well, believe it or not, I was photographing insects when I came upon that owl in Costa Rica. So I shot it with my 180mm macro! 😳

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Jan 26Liked by Bryan Pfeiffer

I don’t blame the Snowy Owls for avoiding the northeast. Darn winter weather whiplash.

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Jan 26·edited Jan 26Author

Ha! Although they can handle this crappy weather, I take your point! 🤣

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